Thigh Highs and Fur Vests and Boots Oh My!

Jean Paul Gaultier...want to give me that vest? Please?

Vanessa Bruno: Boots and thigh highs non-stripper esc. Oooo la la!
Jcrew. Oh adorableness.

Texts from last night....NOT

Texts from last night....Scratch that..Make it texts from yesterday.

So I was going to try relay the details of my day yesterday but couldn't remember everything. Fortunately out of boredom and a love for my best friend, I texted molly about everything that had happened. Here they are:

9:16am:

So my first teacher didn't show up to class. I now find myself reading at starbucks in my black pant leggings, gray wife beater, and white blonde hair. I feel so wonderfully cliche. yay for being so tacky and chic at the same time! Note to self: Starbucks has free wifi! If only I had my mac, I could be blogging and feel even more like Carrie Bradhaw. After I get through a few chapters I'm headed to target to get nail polish to do my nails to kill more time before my world religions glass at noon. wish you were here!

11:04am:

Scratch target. I got distracted by a jewelry store going out of business. 3 pairs of earrings later...and i'm still trying to figure out what to do. goodwill?

11:23am:

soo....I just sat in this completely filled, but completely silent library....and of course my chair makes the loudest and longest fart noise. My easy stylish sophisticated feeling of carrie bradshaw just got canceled out.

11:28am:

So to reassure everyone that the culprit was the chair and not my cute tush...I am currently sitting here trying to subtly make the chair do it again.

11:35am:

PS: I'm pretty sure I'm now known to everyone in the library as the girl who farts, annoying texts loudly, and then laughs uncontrollably at the received texts.

11:38am:

wait!!! I think my farting/texting/laughing ways have been outdone. There's a new annoyance in town. AKA: Chick to my left whose ringtone is "I kissed a girl."

Shoesies

New uber comfy ballet flats. I also got them in black.

Dreaming while awake

Today a little old woman came into the store with a Sears shopping cart. I love my job.

After my little four hour shift I came home and took a two hour nap, woke up, rediscovered my love of drawing with sharpies, and started reading a biography on Coco Chanel. I was about to get ready to try to fall asleep when I remembered that the Couture shows should be up on Style.com!!!! Ahhh. Prepare to swoon.

Dior

Dear Mr. Galiano, Thank you for adding color back to our wardrobes for fall.

Channel

Chanel

I'll have to do another post solely dedicated to this, but I'm kinda loving these lifesize dream-barbie-doll outfits.

Now that I want NEED brightly colored leather gloves, fun coats, and heels with matching colored tights (Jean Paul Gaultier...why won't you let me put up the pictures of this)...anyway I suppose I should go to sleep.

Goodnight moon!